Every Squirrel is sacred,
Every Squirrel is great,
If one gets runover,
God gets quite irate.

When the thoughtless drivers,
Squash them on the ground,
God shall make them pay for,
Each Squirrel that gets run down!

Every Squirrel is sacred,
Every Squirrel is good,
Every Squirrel is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Many urban dwellers,
Never give them food,
But God loves those who treat their
Squirrels with gratitude.

Every Squirrel is useful,
Every Squirrel is fine.
God needs all the critters,
Scamper!
Nibble!
Climb!

Let the hunters shoot them,
On mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each Squirrel that's killed or maimed.

Every Squirrel is sacred,
Every Squirrel is good,
Every Squirrel is needed,
In your neighborhood!





Copyright 1998 Jon Gottshall

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Every Squirrel is Sacred

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With profound apologies to Monty Python!